The Why
At the time of my writing this, I am 34 years into my stay here on earth. No major complaints, and I will probably give a solid yelp review before leaving. Hopefully, that won’t be for quite some time. After a solid all-american upbringing, some time at university, battling the great recession, settling into a DC desk job, and coming out of the pandemic, I can honestly say I am completely checked out. Some things need rethinking at this point in terms of what I am. It’s no longer a process of what shape I will take, but the shape I will leave behind. This is my path towards the end for anyone out there interested. One that will weave in layers of masculine overdose, artistic indulgence, and inexcusably cancel-worthy humor. There will be times when bystanders wonder what I am smoking or drinking that results in certain behaviors. The path towards the end will be a sober one, where the greatest limit is a guarantee. Be it the limits of risks, rewards, or just plain stupid decisions, th